Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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