Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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