they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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