just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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