i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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