Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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