So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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