i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
porn star boner night. come get it.
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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