talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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