Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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