hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
