that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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