Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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