I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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