i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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