drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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