yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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