you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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