Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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