so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
