the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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