I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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