You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
