problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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