We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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