Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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