Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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