I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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