she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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