Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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