you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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