ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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