I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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