I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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