We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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