Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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