do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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