Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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