I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize