I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
my being single is dangerous.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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