We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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