WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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