I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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