rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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