Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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