The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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