As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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