I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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This baby is an asshole
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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