And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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