Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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