But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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