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just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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