She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
i think i just lost a toe
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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