I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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