Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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