Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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